I know it can very difficult to run a restaurant, however some restaurant owners take themselves too seriously. Just because you taught a bunch high school students to cook your generic menu and clean your poorly decorated hole in the wall does not make you important. No one cares that you are in charge. In fact I'm sure half your staff is making fun of you behind your back. Your probally bald fat and divoreced. You spend all your time at work and prepetually smell like bad lunch meat.

I think Bluetooth headsets are the most annoying device invented in the 21st Century. I can understand if you want to use it in your car, but do you really need to wear this star trek accessory when your shopping at target. Bluetooth is not a status symbol, and you are not that important. The rest of us are not impressed. We do not want to hear you talk to your mother about your inappropriate rash or your wife about your mid life crisis.

I'm afraid of Alpacas they look like the love children of snuffalufagus and a handicapped giraffe. I think alpaca farmers are planning to use hordes of these demented animals to help them conquer the world.